Sep 19 2008
The Dead Cat
Since my day wasn’t superb, I thought I’d tell a story…so here we go:
So one Friday, I decided to go seea movie with Willi, my ex-boyfriend, Garth, one of his good friends, and Kayla, one of my fwends. Well, anyways, we ran into Julia and Joe at the movies, whaddayaknow, more friends! Well anyways, after the movies, we decided to go to my house to chill for awhile and do something super exciting, so, we did. We all got into our separate cars and drove to my house. When driving up my street, everyone noticed the dead cat smack dab in the middle of the road. It was no surprise to me, being as the cat had been there, dead on the cement, all day long. Once I pulled into the garage, Garth and Willi split, followed by the girls and Joe. I followed. I mean, there was nothing better to do. We all gathered around the cat and decided we needed to move it and get it out of the middle of the road. I mean, it could be dangerous, right? :p
Willi and I ran home to grab a huge black trash bag. Then we ran back and collected the cat. It was, by far, the most disgusting thing ever. But insanely enjoyable at the same time. (That makes me sound like a total creep, but whatever :pp)
We decided we’d go throw the cat away, because it had no tag or anything, and well, we’re stupid teenagers. But upon arriving at my front door step, we had the idea of delivering it to another kids front door. Yeah, witty, right? Anyways, Joe called up his friend (I don’t remember his name, so we’ll call him…hmm, Marco.) Well anyways, “Marco” came in this huge white van-like-thing and drove us to the other side of town to deliver this package. How sweet of us, right?
The best part, in my opinion, was the next day. That Saturday, a woman came to my house and posted a piece of paper on my front door. When I went out to grab it, I noticed the picture of that same cat with a “MISSING” sign. Great, right? Well these creeps wanted their cat back, for some bizarre reason.
Personally, I think that
- What the hell would they do with their dead cats body?
- They should have picked it up earlier in the day then. I mean, it was there since like 3pm.
- It had no collar, so psh!
- There are children in the area, and a bloody cat is not needed.
- It was just a fun night and it was worth it
Oh, and for the record, my neighbor, HEATHER MURPHY ran over the cat. Shh, don’t tell. :pp Hah
