Nov 18 2008
Joseph Emde
So I had nothing really interesting happen today, other than Danielle grabbing my boobs for a good 30 seconds, so I’m going to write about Joe Emde, cause I miss him very much, and he’s my one of my favoritest persons in the whole wide world.
So, I met Joe as a sophomore or freshman, through Kelsey Joyce sort of. I didn’t really know him, but I knew who he was and yada yada ya. But last year, junior year, Joe and I bonded over Chemistry class with Mrs. Cavalin. That’s when I discovered what a cool dude he was, for many different reasons. H
e gives a killer massage, smells amazing, is a total hardass and a big teddy bear (: Joe also does war reenactments and is pretttty Republican, which I love. Joe was also my prom date last year, and boy oh boy were we one hot couple. He drove his Porshe which was also totally sexy. Currently, Joe goes to the University of San Francisco and even though it’s super close, I have yet to visit him. He also has two pugs, Jack and Finnigan I believe are their names. They hump everything…
Now, I have a lot of summer memories with Joseph including fugitive games, paintballing for my first time, Taco Bell runs, and you know, just chilling. But I’ll never forget Patrick’s birthday with Joe. Basically, the night before Patrick’s birthday, the three of us went to Alex DeCarli’s house and they taught me how to load and shoot a gun. Of course, Patrick was an ass and thought I was retarded, but Joe taught me pretty well. We didn’t shoot anything, being as it was 11pm and hella dark, but still t’was fun. Then we went on a nice little…car ride, I guess you could say. Joe and Alex sat in the front of this “car” thing laughing at me and Patrick in the back. Sharp turns, no trail, plants in our faces, me falling all over…talk about a good time, haha. Oooh, wow, that was so fun. ::sigh::
So, Joseph Emde, if you are reading this, get your ass back to Petaluma for Thanksgiving Break and we’re gonna go do it again, but you’ll be in the back of that car-truck thing this time. Muahahah. :D
I wubbb jooo thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis much, :pp
