Kates Blog

Damnit, this woman must be mentally handicap or something. She has to be. Everyone on the planet knows how to take a God-damned photograph. “Okay, I just, I’m not sure. Do I just..?” Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, click the button on the top right, she ought to know that- everyone does. It’s only been in the same place since the beginning of time. Matilda just needs to stop blabbering about where the button is and smile for the damn picture- the woman is bound to get it right. Well there it goes and we weren’t even smiling. Oh well, it’s not worth the hassle for another photo- several more minutes freezing our asses off on a bench in our swim-suits. Guess we should have taken the picture before our swim in the river. I’ll keep that in mind for next time.