Kates Blog

So yesterday morning, half of my class and I went to Occidental for our Senior Retreat for two days. It was actually pretty fun, minus some small things. My roommates consisted of Ms. A, Laura Hoppe, Reina Franklin, Colie Stimple, Katie Hitchcock, Alex Kambur and Ashley DeShields. Apparently some of the girls stayed up all night screaming/singing at the top of their lungs, but I was extremely tired and passed out. Also, apparently in the guys cabin they were, well,  having an ‘inappropriate’ talk so Mr. Reynolds and Mr. Fidler got into it. But I don’t really know enough about the matter to discuss. I also didn’t tell Albert I was going on retreat apparentally, so sorry, love. Hmm, it was also awesome weather- rainy (: and we did a couple cool activites. And I got to dance to RESPECT by Aretha Franklin with Jon Patton and Laura…siiick, lawl. Yeah, well I got to go to my first swim practice and then head down to San Francisco, so maybe I’ll write more about retreat later if I’m up for it.

So today in art I painted my Zune so now it’s yellow, red, black and gray. Sweet, right? And right now I’m putting all my music on the darn thing. I must say, that yeah it’s bulky, but I like it. I need bulky, because I always break things that aren’t big and bulky. It’s literally like a brick, so I don’t I’ll break the thing. Now, I got my Zune like 2 years ago, but it never worked right because the charger had been chewed apart by my dog. But I got a new one so now I’m figuring this thing out! :P

Uhm, yeah, that’s really the most exciting part of my day, other than spitting on Alison (aka: laughing)

So today I cried several times. The first time was at school with Reina, which is normal for the two of us. The second time was a…memory Albert and I share that he brought up. I laughed for probably more than a straight 5 minutes. I’m not going to share the reason, though….for now :p haha. And the last reason is the one I will share. Albert had to do an oral presentation today for his Communication class. He was suppose to talk about 3 things he likes, I’m assuming, so, he stuck on candy wrappers, computer parts and my favorite, a condom. This made me laugh quite a lit. He told me he’d say “I like candy. I like computers. I like sex.” But no, not just any old sex, protected sex, so he doesn’t get herpes. Anyways, so presented that in class and people lawled and it made me laugh. I would not have the balls to do that.

So, here’s his poster thing without the condom stuck on:

 So I came home today to find my parents home early. They had already picked up the mail, which gave it away. I wanted to take my detention out before they got the mail, but whatever. I walked in to find my St. Mary’s acceptance letter. Of course I played it off like I didn’t care, but I actually did and quite a bit. St. Mary’s was my first choice originally for college, but I’m also now considering USF, that is, if I get in. I like St. Mary’s campus and idea better, but USF is better in the long run. We’ll see how it all plays out though.

So yeah, I’m pretty excited about that. But, at the same time, this means I won’t be playing volleyball in college, which I was starting to look forward to. Oh well, I’m sure my college experience will be awesome either way and where ever I end up going.

Also, I got my laptop cooler thing in the mail. Now my laptop won’t overheat to the point where it shuts down. But when I go to college, my mom said she’ll take mine and I can get a new one. (Because mine is so effing huge) So in 6 or 7 monthes I’ll have Albert find me one that is awesomer and doesn’t overheat. I’m excited for that, too.

Today was fun. Now my mom, my dad, and my brother are all going to Chucky Cheese, yee-haw! :pp

Oh, and for all of you that don’t know, St. Mary’s is in California. It’s in a little town called Moraga. It’s about 20 miles from San Francisco. (Yes, I want to stay close to home) They also have an amazing mens basketball team this year, apparently. Intense!

This commercial was well worth $3 million dollars, if you ask me (: I really liked it

So I haven’t really been writing in my blog like I thought I would be after I stopped getting paid. I guess that dollar a day was really encouraging me :p…I still need to cash that check now that I think about it…

But anyways, today is Superbowl Sunday…Pittsburg vs. Arizona…currently, the Steelers are winning by three points…but it’s not even half time yet. 59 seconds until the next half. Oh, and the commercials are pretty funny this year…I’ve lawled at a couple.

I was originally going to go to Julia’s house with Dylan for the Superbowl but Dylan didn’t want to, so he went over to his friends house to watch. But he came back like 6 minutes ago…apparentally he got sick of it. And now he’s playing Rock Band with his friend Andrew. Cool, right?

So I’m now sitting here alone watching the Superbowl while Facebooking, MySpaceing, Iming, and texting people :p Such a loser…

And while I’m sitting here writing, I’ll talk about my weekend, I guess. This weekend my parents went on a cruise down to Mexico for my dad’s 50th birthday so I got to watch my 7-year-old brother for the weekend. Well on Friday, Dylan and I went to USF with Marisa and Kayla to hang out with Joe Emde. We met his friend who lives in France. Very cool. Dylan really liked him and the guy was so nice, he paid for all of our food! And then gave Dylan and piggy back ride. Very nice guy.

Then Dylan and I left to go pick up Albert and then we came home. Saturday morning we played Rock Band 2 for…a long long time. Then we went to see Underworld that night. Then today Albert and I made Mac-n-Cheese and a cake for my dad’s birthday (even though it was on the 31st)

So yeah, that was my weeked. I originally had other plans including: Seeing Ink Heart, going to Yarget, going to Coldstone, going to Chucky Cheese and going to Scandia, but Dylan would rather be on YouTube… :p

Good weekend, though (: I had fun (;

So when I was over at Albert’s house earlier today, we made brownies, watched a good ol’ Zombie movie and of course, wrote a How To. I just copied this off his blog, but here’s his version of how do have sex…Take my advice and do not listen to it. Well, at least not past Step 17, people.

1. Set the mood by lighting some candles and incense that makes the room smell like Chinese rain.
2. Invite your woman in and start by slowly taking off her shirt and tell her that you are going to give her a sensual back massage.
3. DO NOT USE OIL!
4. Use this opportunity to lie her down on the bed and un-clip her bra saying “I don’t want it to get in the way…” (Of her boobies!)
5. Then whip off your shirt very quickly, cut it off with a knife if necessary.
6. Proceed to massage her back, look elsewhere for how to do this.
7. Slowly lean down and kiss her on the neck. Her reaction will tell you how horny she is. If she moans deeply, your in.
8. If she doesn’t… well you better take some massage classes and get her a shitload of chocolate.
9. Rub your hands along her sides, softly pressing and gently dragging your fingers after your pressing palms to make her tingle. Reach around in front and unbutton her pants.
10. Slowly, while still massaging her body, pull her pants down gently. Just her pants, not her underwear.
11. Next start to kiss her neck again. Start from the bottom kissing gently and passionately, the time for toe-curling hickey kisses is later. Kiss your way up to her ear and gently lick her in a sensual manor. Don’t start licking her like the family dog does, only use the tip of your tongue.
12. Slowly turn her over and toss her bra off to the side and immediately kiss her on the lips. Don’t go ballistic and shove your tongue down her throat like your trying to get at her dinner.
13. Move your hands up her sides, gently at first and slide them up onto her boobs. Be very gentle but firm at the same time. You want her to know your a man but still can control yourself.
14. Hopefully she will be unbuckling your pants, slide out of them and push them off the bed.
15. Reach down and slowly slider your fingers under the elastic of her underwear. If she doesn’t protest slide them all the way down. If she does… consider that she might be on her period.
16. Wait till she has started to take off your boxers.
17. Flip her over onto her stomach again and grab her by the hips and lift her butt in the air.
18. FUCK HER RAW!

So this is my 86th blog, cool right? Well I got my paycheck I guess today. I got $59.00 or something like that. But today.com e-mailed me and explained how my blog just isn’t good enough to get paid per post anymore, boo hoo! So now I get paid per views. So for every like 1000 views, I get two whole dollars! :pp

Yeah, thats cool, I guess. Well that means I might not be blogging as much, because I don’t get paid per post, but I’m sure I’ll blog every once in awhile just cause.

So, yup, thats about it! :D

So this morning I woke up with a runny nose and a sore throat. Sweet, right? Well anyways, DayQuil does wonders so I’ll be fine, I’m sure. I’m fairly certain I got the cold or whatever it is from my family, though, being as my brother, mom, and dad all had it.
Today I got out of school early, actually. It could have been because I didn’t feel well, but the real reason was that I had forgotten to print out my Economics paper and I didn’t want to be off to a bad start, I guess.

Hmm, what else was exciting about today? I got to see my grades, that was exciting, I guess? I don’t remember what I had exactly, but no C’s, which is good. Just B’s and A’s. Whew. I wonder when I’ll get my report card…Hmm

I guess Tuesdays are alright…Nothing too exciting happened at school, as usual. Class, class, class, break, class, class, lunch, class, class…Home

Today I hung out with Albert and did my homework! So yeah, nothing too exciting about my day. Oh no wait! Albert and I went on a walk which was  kind of cool. We played on a swing and then climbed a mountain. Okay, it was just a hill, but whatever, same thing.Yeah. then we walked down the mountain and played on the swing some more. Good stuff, good stuff. Tomorrow we were thinking we’d make pie and fish sticks, so if that happens, that’ll be fun.

Also, I’ve realized that I get quite tired very easily lately, so I think I’m gonna start going to bed by 12:15am at the latest. And I’ll try the whole sleeping in thing on weekends, if I can…